Four married guys go golfing.
On the 4th hole, the following conversation took place.
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to golf when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Golfing or Sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block'."
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