Tom's tee shot off the ninth fareway hooks horribly and skips off the clubhouse roof.
He decides it's not worth chasing so he drops another ball and plays on. As he's approaching the green, his friend comes running out of the clubhouse, "Tom, wait up!"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"Did you see what happened to your ball?"
"Well, I hooked the ball off the clubhouse roof but I didn't see what happened to it."
"Let me tell you, it richocheted off a van's window which went out of control and hit a school bus on Gouger Road. The bus tumbled down an embankment and burst into flames! Three kids are in critical condition at the hospital!"
"Oh my God! What should I do?"
"Well, I think if you just open your club face a little bit . . ."
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