A guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and in addition to being able to talk I always wanted to golf on the pro tour so I told the PGA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from state to state, playing golf with famous people and world leaders and such. I could drive 300 yards straight down the middle, made all of my puts from 30 feet or less, and always got up and down from the sand traps. In no time I won the grand slam. After beating Tiger and Phil and Ernie all the time the jetting around really started to tire me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the country club to do some work, mostly giving lessons to rich businessmen and women. Got hooked-up with a cute little poodle from France, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner,
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, "He's such a damn liar."
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