You gotta love those caddies!
#10 Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
#9 Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8 Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.
#7 Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.
#6 Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
#5 Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.
Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass.
#4 Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.
#3 Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.
#2 Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.
. . And the #1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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