10 things that sound dirty in golf, but aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. I think my ball is in the hole.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first.
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