A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich, Chinese businessman, and an Irishman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Irishman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen bloody minutes!'The Indian doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money.'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes George, the green's keeper. Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George' said the Catholic priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free - anytime they want.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The Chinese businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the firefighters in honor of these brave souls.'
The Irishman said, 'Why can't they just fookin play at night?'
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